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Battle of the Paddle
Sunday
Jun122011

tonight

Listen!

if you wanna whip yourself into a Mavs frenzy....

 

MACHINE

Wednesday
Jun082011

AN OPEN LETTER TO “The Hardline” REGARDING MY WET BAR

I have recently been made aware that some in the lame-stream media (eg: The Hardline Radio Show on KTCK-Sportsradio 1310 The Ticket) have shown an interest on how my wife any I have chosen to decorate our home and spend our hard earned wages.  I find it interesting that in an age when the common and hard-working Average Joe finds big government intrusion into his life so distasteful, this MASSIVELY popular radio program feels it’s ok to flex their considerable muscles in the direction of my personal home décor choices.

 Yes…it’s true…I am building a bar in my home….however:

 Websters defines a wet bar as a bar for mixing drinks (as in a home) that contains a sink with running water.

 So, while, for my choice, I have been painted at a moustachioed, open shirted, hairy chested, gold medallion wearing, roofie-colada serving predator…….it is clear that I am not.

 Sirs…KNOW THIS FACT! My bar will NOT have running water!  It will include a sink with a drain that can be filled with ice and beers or bottles of wine and drain itself…ALL CLASS!

 So before Mike “The Old Grey Wolf” Rhyner and Corby “Snake” Davidson cast the first stone at what very well could be a mirrored backsplash with glass shelves (and some backlighting that may have a apricot tint), let themselves ask themselves this question:

 If you don’t want me to complete work on my bar, where exactly am I supposed to put the 10 freaking cases of Woodford Reserve that you freaks brainwashed me into buying?

 Die.

 Cash Sirois

 PS – I have included a few pictures of what my bar, when completed, might hopefully look like…

 

Saturday
Jun042011

New Mavs Quest for the CHAMPIONSHIP Video

Friday
Jun032011

The Comeback in Game #2. Sooooooo Sportsy!

Sunday
May152011

Cirque with JJ Barea

Coqui

Cirque with JJ Barea by mikemarshall3

 

MACHINE

Thursday
May122011

Cirque with Little Whistle (Donnie Nelson)

It's a regular Lithuanian circle jerk. 

Cirque Donnie Nelson by mikemarshall3

he will go zero to Meatloaf on your ass in 4.5 vodka red bulls. 

 

MACHINE

Wednesday
May112011

Cash and Mike fix the Cowboy's draft for them...which is thoughtful. 

No suprised they hate all the black guys that were picked...

Cirque cowboys draft by mikemarshall3

byggggghhhhhhuuuurrrroooowwwwnnnnddddd

MACHINE

 

Tuesday
May102011

Mikey goes to Arcade Fire

sorry I haven't done any of this internet stuff in a while. truth is I couldn't fight through any more Casey Millen tickers. 

Mikey at Arcade Fire by cirquedusirois

this idiot knows nothing about music. or fire. Bacsik likes sparklers

 

MACHINE

Monday
May092011

Until Machine gets off his lazy ass and posts some new show audio, here's Carlisle and Phil jack talking about peyote...

Monday
May022011

Pau will NOT enjoy arriving in Dallas

Sunday
May012011

Is this real? Man Struck by Lightning!

Saturday
Apr302011

Cowboys 2nd Round Pick LB Bruce Carter

Not sold on a lot of the tape I see of this guy...but if anyone asks you about his speed (before the knee injury), you just play them this video and watch him closing ground on a wide receiver in a dead sprint at the 1:00 mark.

Tuesday
Apr262011

3 weeks worth of show rankings

if you take out the pre-season rankings I'm like the second most important person ever. 

Listen!

Listen!

Listen!

if Millen died there would only be a top 4...

 

MACHINE

Thursday
Apr212011

We're power boaters all the way

listen to this while you're doing other shit. The Vida interview

VIDA by cirquedusirois

Sarasota here I come. 

 

MACHINE

Thursday
Apr212011

Get set for Game #3. In your ears and in your PANTS!

Tuesday
Apr192011

How Mike will be watching the Mavs game

Tuesday
Apr192011

Tyson Chandler speaks

Listen to TC's thoughts about game one and what the Mavs need to do in game two. 

CIRQUE TYSON CHANDLER by mikemarshall3

real friends

 

MACHINE

Saturday
Apr162011

It's Maverick Video Game #1 Power Smash Good Time

Sunday
Apr102011

today's complete episode of Cirque

this is probably illegal

Cirque Du Sirois April 10th by cirquedusirois

 

MACHINE

Sunday
Apr102011

tiger voicemail remix

Listen!

just have it as a number for Christsake. 

 

MACHINE