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Battle of the Paddle
Friday
Dec302011

CirqueTV Episode 4

Thursday
Dec222011

CirqueTV Episode 3

Wednesday
Dec142011

CirqueTV Episode 2

 

 

Tuesday
Dec132011

#TeamHolidayFired 

I heard The Musers promo for their XMas party segment on Wednesday. I sent them the following email:
Had to contribute this timely tale to you "Do's and Don't at the office XMAS Party" segment. 
Was at the wife's on Saturday night. Just knocking down cocktails and talking about the weather with strangers. My wife pointed out a girl on the dance floor who was notorious for lettin er' rip at company functions. She was a short, stocky brunette with sort of a Liberty Bell build. A SnookyAs the only girl there in an all white dress, she was easy to spot at any given moment, so I kept an eye on her. Apparently, the caterers didn't have shot glasses, so this girl was shooting her tequila out of a champagne glass. 3 to 1 ratio and all. She was just getting hammered and grinding on every guy that ventured into her arms reach. After a hell of a long run staying upright, the Herradura got the best of her and down she went. She'd stagger to her feet for a few minutes then down again. Just a mess. She even dragged a guy or two down with her on a couple occasions. Apparently, depending on your angle, these wipe-outs sometimes revealed a bonus holiday treat, she's going commando this evening! So, some higher ups at the company begin to take notice of her general behavior and the fact that Mariner's reliever Charlie Furbush had apparently crashed the party. She's asked to take it easy and lay off the sauce, maybe take a seat. These mistimed requests unfortunately coincided with the opening notes of  Young MC's "Bust a Move", which won her attention immediately. She was escorted out of the party by her boss who she reportedly took a couple backhanded swipes at on their way to the front door. Found out today that she got fired. 
**UPDATE** 
After hearing about her firing today, my wife learned that apparently 2 years ago at the company Xmas party, she was also commando whilst she shit herself. 
Love, 
Mike

 

Saturday
Dec102011

CirqueTV Episode 1

Sunday
Nov272011

BECAUSE WE CAN

I'M ABOUT MY PAPER

Sunday
Nov272011

TICKET HOLIDAY COMBAT

Sunday
Nov132011

Ticket Awareness Month Phone Calls

Friday
Oct072011

What you look like when you are scared...

Click the image below to go through some pictures of people being scared inside a Haunted House....evidently, dudes like to hide behind other dudes and girls grab other girls boobies...

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Tuesday
Sep272011

Japanese Baseball Fan Drops Daughter For Foul Ball

I can't decide what my favorite part of this video is...oh, wait, yes I can...it's the death stare the wife gives this poor Japanese baseball fan who was just tryin to get his foul ball on!

Thursday
Sep082011

NFL PREDICTIONS THAT WILL END YOUR LIFE

NFC EAST
MIKE-EAGLES
CASH-EAGLES
VIDA-EAGLES
NFC NORTH
MIKE-PACKERS
CASH-PACKERS
VIDA-PACKERS
NFC SOUTH
MIKE-SAINTS
CASH-FALCONS
VIDA-FALCONS
NFC WEST
MIKE-RAMS
CASH-RAMS
VIDA-49ERS
NFC WILDCARDS
MIKE-FALCONS-BUCS
CAHS-SAINTS-LIONS
VIDA-
NFC TITLE GAME
MIKE-PACKERS OVER SAINTS
CASH-EAGLES OVER SAINTS
VIDA-EAGLES OVER EVERYTHING
AFC EAST
MIKE-PATRIOTS
CASH-PATRIOTS 
VIDA-DOLPHINS
AFC NORTH
MIKE-RAVENS
CASH-RAVENS
VIDA-BENGALS
AFC SOUTH
MIKE-TEXANS
CASH-TEXANS
VIDA TITANS
AFC WEST
MIKE-CHARGERS
CASH-CHARGERS
VIDA-CHARGERS
AFC WILDCARD
MIKE-STEELERS-JETS
CASH-STEELERS-JETS
VIDA-
AFC TITLE GAME
MIKE-PATS OVER CHARGERS
CASH-CHARGERS OVER PATS
SB PREDICTIONS
MIKE-PACKERS OVER PATRIOTS
CASH-CHARGERS OVER EAGLES
VIDA-SHE'S REALLY NOT SURE YET BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE EAGLES ARE PLAYING YET BUT PROBABLY THE EAGLES
COWBOYS PREDICTIONS
4 Diff ppl will att FGs                      
Rob Ryan over 1.5 in fines
V But record 10+ sacks         
Finish in bottom 10 in pass Defense
Dez lead NFL in TDs 15+     
Romo with 4,200+ passing yards
Monday
Aug222011

Rob Ryan listens to our show

Rob Ryan tuck (mp3)

I mean when he's not doing this

MACHINE

Monday
Aug082011

Audio: Honey Badger Guy Randall Cirques It Up!!!

hey stupid
Saturday
Jul302011

that one music segment

That one music segment by dbmavs

nothingsevergonnabethesame
Saturday
Jul232011

SB2K3

SB 2k3 by dbmavs

July 15th

to-da-loo boyz

 

MACHINE

Saturday
Jul162011

Ask Pilot-X

Ask pilot x by dbmavs

You can stop asking ok. I'm Pilot-X
MACHINE
Friday
Jul152011

the 25 dollar ticket pyramid 

25 dollar ticket pyramid by dbmavs

pyramids are good

 

MACHINE

Saturday
Jul092011

Here's an Old Man yelling at his TV about soccer. (pretty sure he's cussing)

Monday
Jun272011

We prank Jake Z Kemp

Sputnik 2 will always prevail 
MACHINE
Monday
Jun132011

these idiots in fast cars

Idiots in fast cars by cirquedusirois

the stinch that these pale white turds left in those poor suits....
MACHINE